REAL MEN
Dance“with”, not"like" a Woman
Guys, Guys, Guys, you’re killin’ me!
What is this, I hear you’re afraid to learn to dance because you don’t want to look or be considered a fairy, a sissy? What about Jerry Rice and Emmit Smith who have 6 Super Bowl Rings and a few NFL records between them, Dancin' with the Stars? I guess you didn’t know that
Bruce Lee was the Cha Cha Champion of Hong Kong! Maybe you didn’t see “Dragon”, the Bruce Lee Story. Remember the fight scene at “the dance.” I guess you don’t remember
Ali “Floatin’ like a Butterfly, Stingin’ like a Bee”? Didn't you catch Roadhouse, Next of Kin and Dirty Dancing? Every woman in America, maybe the world, has a copy of Dirty Dancing and Ghost stashed away somewhere, you know like you 've got your stash of other things?
Trust me they know! What did you miss Banderas in Assassins, Desperado, Once Upon A Time in Mexico and then Take the Lead? Check out the Tango scene. As ZZ Top would say, "She's got Legs!" Oh yeah! My friends, those are some legs.
Every woman and I mean
every woman likes and wants a man who can dance.
They want a guy who can dance with swagger, bravado, power, passion, intensity and fluidity. They want a man who can lead them, guide them. It has implications that go way beyond a dance floor. They figure if you can dance vertically then horizontally… ya pickin’ up what I’m layin’ down here? And If you can’t move, and can’t move in rhythm with’ em, basically they’re givin’ you what’s called a mercy, “#@%*”, well you know….!
Okay let’s get direct with this.
Pull no punches, throw not stones. I am not in any way degrading women or challenging your mentality. Ok maybe I’m challenging your mentality, but just a little. Here it is. If you’re goin’ fishing, would you rather go fishing where there are more fish or sharks? If you’re hunting deer, no offense Bambi or (“Rudolph, but hey I’m still waiting for my Aurora light night race track and it’s been thirty years, come on! What are you holdin’ a market share on the night light thing? Ever heard of Halogen?)
Sorry, back to the deer thing, if your hunting deer do you want to want to hunt where there are more deer or mountain lions and wolves? Duh! If you can dance you’re a lone wolf, a lone wild cat amongst the deer, the lone lion amongst the gazelle and antelope. You’re a rogue shark amongst the school of red snapper and you’re the head master! You’re rare. You can do for them what even a guy with money can’t do.
For centuries, millenniums, they have been tolerating us. First one gives birth to us then they gotto baby us in bed in the love lottery, the romance roulette, hopin’, we “might” accidentally “rub them the right way”, we might hit the spot that makes them hot, the good spot long enough and strong enough for somethin’ to happen. Whew! Damn! But they didn’t want to hurt our feelings, our egos. This is like your opponent taking a dive. You’ve heard of the
Phantom Punch in the Ali vs. Liston II fight. Women have been having phantom orgasms for years. They’ve been passin’ you through school for a grade you didn’t quite get. Know what I mean.
If all is fair in love and war, how can you claim victory if someone keeps throwin’ the fight to make you feel good? There’s no conquest. That ain’t victory. All you got out of it was a genital sneeze and a gold star on your fore head for a “nice try” cowboy!
No self-respecting man wants to even "think" his woman has been earning an Academy Award for being Romantically Bored but this is what's been happening. Hey I was a stripper. I teach classes of mostly women ranging in age from 21 to 81. I’VE HEARD!!! They’ve given me the dirty little truth and not oxy wash orange, simple green, or pumice wash this one out or away.
Now I'm not saying this is true in all cases. There are a few men who care enough to learn and may already do what is needed to please their wife or girlfriend. (Notice it does not say girlfriend-S!) I just want you to entertain the thought that there is or at least could be more! If so guys, wouldn't you like to be able to do more for the woman you love?
Again I’ll say it for you. Women love men who can dance.
In Dance, your purpose is to learn to move,
to
dance “WITH” even “FOR”,
NOT “Like” a woman.So I’ve deconstructed and simplified it, no-choreography.
Even rhythm is easy to pick up with the my system.
Ever wonder why it's difficult for us guys to dance? Aside from our obvious flexibility problem, did you know testosterone won’t allow us to follow or repeat sequences well? Estrogen yes testosterone no. That’s why we don’t multi-task well. If we did we would have had a problem hunting years ago. Could you imagine? We come home from the hunt and go sorry honey, yeah I had a buck in my sights, would have feed us for days, but got I distracted by the pretty butterflies! You would have loved them, so colorful. Not!
There are some things a man just ain’t spoda do and ways he’s just not meant to move. It just ain’t happenin’! It just ain’t right! Men just do not dance with their butt up.
Ya’ don’t advertise what ain’t for sale.
The sign says,
“NO Deliveries in Rear”, “Exit Only”. End of Story!
Again, you increase your social value and worth by being able to
dance “with” even “for” but “not” like a woman!
Guys dig Triple H for fighting.
I’m telling you for lovin, women like Quadruple H!
They like a man who can use his
Heart, Head, Hands and yes Hips!
You gotto learn to do a dance to make a little love, then you can become
a master of
the "Bed Post Boogie"!
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